Stealth (Film Review)

Sometimes, being a film nut demands I see some pretty aweful movies. There are movies that I know will be bad, but I go and see them anyway just to see how bad they are. Stealth is one such movie. In fact - this is so bad that I don’t intend to do a proper review of the film - it doesn’t deserve it!

However - I cannot just tell you to avoid this movie without giving you a few reasons. That would be churlish of me and even bad movies deserve some effort (not much mind you) so I’ve decided the best way to proceed here is to follow a simply rule. Define the word (or movie title in this case) and then see how the delivery of same compares to the definition. So - I checked out an online definition and came up with the following for your consideration and cogitation:-

Stealth is defined as…

… and I have to agree with that definition. The plot of this movie was so covert, it was missing entirely. As was any quality acting or common sense. It is essentially one long music video that makes no sense whatsoever. This is pure stereotypes, cliches and unimaginative film making. And as for stealing; this movie stole 2 hours of my life that I’m never going to get back. My advice to you… don’t spend your money on this heap of steaming crap, go watch something else in the cinema. It is not worthy