Things You Wish You Could Say At Work…
June 16, 2008 (2 Responses)
LET’S FACE IT, we’ve all thought about it. Some of us have actually done it. For most of us our work life is never perfect, but sometimes it just gets so damn frustrating that once, just once, we wish you could just blurt out some home truths. Well for those of you facing the same dilemma I give you a list of things you really wish you could say out loud at work. Read more
How To Save Your Soul, MMORPG Style…
March 11, 2008 (4 Responses)
Original content: http://www.xkcd.com/393/
Christianity Defined?
January 5, 2008 (4 Responses)
Christmas In Summary, Cartoon Style
December 24, 2007 (No Responses)
The Legal Christmas Greeting
November 27, 2007 (4 Responses)
I KNOW IT’S a bit early for this, but I couldn’t resist 
Many thanks to SusiQ for sending this on. I guess even the legal profession deserve a christmas card every now and then, however I’m not sure I’d actually want to receive one from my solicitor if it’s anything like this…
From us (“the wishors”) to you (“hereinafter called the wishee”):
Please accept without obligation, explicit or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion or secular practice of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions.
Please also accept, under aforesaid waiver of obligation on your part, our best wishes for a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of this calendar year of the Common Era, but with due respect for the calendars of all cultures or sects, and for the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you acknowledge that: Read more
The Male Versus Female ATM Experience
November 16, 2007 (2 Responses)
Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed.
Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.
Male Procedure
- Drive up to the cash machine.
- Put down your car window.
- Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
- Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
- Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
- Put window up.
- Drive off.
This Is Why You Don’t Mess With A Pensioner!
November 3, 2007 (No Responses)
EVER NOTICE when you visit the doctors office and you face off against some snotty receptionist, they always ask why you are there, and you have to explain in front of others what’s wrong with you and sometimes it’s kind of embarrassing? Well then, you will love this…
An 86 year old man walked into a crowded waiting room and approached the desk….
The receptionist said, “Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?”
“There’s something wrong with my dick,” he replied.
The receptionist became irritated and admonished him, “You shouldn’t come into a crowded waiting room and say things like that.”
“Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you,” he said.
The receptionist replied; “Now you’ve caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and discussed the problem further with the doctor in private.”
The man, obviously annoyed replied, “Well, you shouldn’t ask people questions in a room full of strangers, if the answer could embarrass anyone.”
The man walked out, waited several minutes and then re-entered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, “Yes?” Read more
