Everyone Needs A Rubber Stamp Like This
October 16, 2009 (440 Responses)
WE ALL NEED a rubber stamp like this, every now and again…
Let’s face it, life rarely goes exactly to plan. If it isn’t your work getting in the way of you actually, you know, living… then it’s your lifestyle getting in the way of you doing anything useful. Unless of course you are one of those very lucky few people who have found themselves doing exactly what they want.
Me? I’m not in that club. I’m in the same boat most of the rest of the western world is in right now. Working too hard to barely keep ahead of the next crisis and trying to keep my head above water without loosing the will to live. It’s difficult and it sometimes seems like an endless list of problems and shit just waiting to hit you… but I have discovered a fool proof way of dealing with the stress.
It’s called a ‘Fuck It!” rubber stamp, and everyone should get one. Immediately!
Next time you run into a problem that you just can’t be arsed solving, simply rubber stamp it with a nice crisp “FUCK IT!” and then forget about it!
This approach works extremely well on ‘to do’ lists, emails, work requests and requisitions, invoices, wedding invitations, bus tickets, handouts people try to give you in the street, expensive receipts,Â ex-girlfriends,annoying neighbours, nuns, visa bills, monthly reports, traffic wardens, project plans, whining children, invalid lotto tickets, door to door salespeople, out of date milk, lists of any kind whatsoever, inlaws, recruitment agents, missed opportunities and in fact most problems of any nature at all that you can think of.
Try it. I think you will agree it delivers instant satisfaction and a kind of stress-release everyone needs at some point.
I dare you!