Idiots Provide More Ammo For Endless Irish Jokes

IT’S NOT OFTEN I find myself in the same position as some of my US based readers; namely ashamed and aghast at something one or more of my fellow countrymen has done. In this particular case I’m referring to the two complete fucking idiots who – according to Reuters – stole a fishing trawler after missing their ferry had to be rescued off the British coast where they were going in circles because they did not know how to sail.

It’s bad enough that they felt the need to steal a bloody trawler – I can only assume they were drunk or high as kits – but that they then realised they had no frigging clue how to sail said boat and instead fumbled around in the sea until they got desperate enough to call for help from the Brits? In fact, the two gobshites were just 12 miles north of where they started in in the first place (Holyhead) when they were finally rescued. It’s fuckwits like these who give us all a bad name. 

Stupid morons don’t deserve to be let back in the country for fear they might sire some offspring and pass along those idiot genes.