Comments on: The Answer To Life, The Universe And Everything http://www.avalon5.com/personal/the-answer-to-life-the-universe-and-everything/ Politically Incorrect & Randomnly Insane Fri, 03 Sep 2010 01:24:46 +0100 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: links of london jewellery http://www.avalon5.com/personal/the-answer-to-life-the-universe-and-everything/comment-page-1/#comment-37590 links of london jewellery Tue, 11 May 2010 02:49:37 +0000 http://www.avalon5.com/index.php/personal/the-answer-to-life-the-universe-and-everything/#comment-37590 Thank you for the information Thank you for the information

]]> By: Coyote http://www.avalon5.com/personal/the-answer-to-life-the-universe-and-everything/comment-page-1/#comment-33040 Coyote Sun, 03 Aug 2008 20:04:52 +0000 http://www.avalon5.com/index.php/personal/the-answer-to-life-the-universe-and-everything/#comment-33040 Now that's what I call a comment :) I've never thought of Hope before in the female context, but I see where you're coming from! Now that’s what I call a comment :)

I’ve never thought of Hope before in the female context, but I see where you’re coming from!

]]> By: Cruentos Solum http://www.avalon5.com/personal/the-answer-to-life-the-universe-and-everything/comment-page-1/#comment-33039 Cruentos Solum Sun, 03 Aug 2008 19:42:38 +0000 http://www.avalon5.com/index.php/personal/the-answer-to-life-the-universe-and-everything/#comment-33039 I don't even know what you're talking about. But I know something strange is happening to you too if you're saying stuff like this. Ummm, say, if I say that I'm Douglas Adams, would you be surprised? If I go on saying that I am also Tupac Shakur, would that spark any ridicule? If I insist by adding that I am Jesus Christ, The last Prophet Mohammad who is mostly a 'misunderstood story about an alcoholic who stopped drinking and decided he'd face his thoughts and jot them down on paper, till somebody got the papers and decided it's from God, then on to saying that the papers never existed and it was all jotted down from an illiterate prophet who didn't have sex, didn't drink alcohol, and was "pious", and that kind of bullshit', would you say I'm nuts? If I say that I'm also, by coincidence, a female, who is also, God, would you shoot me? If I actually start mumbling privately that I am the one who made the universe 'perfect', then realised how stupid a thing to do, that perfect isn't a thing as such, and that specifying an absolute definition of perfect is impossible plus hope, and that hope is an illusion, and that illusions spark chaos? If I told you that I am a white pool of light with little grey stretch marks like a zebra, something so amazing that once you are in, you are simply amazed and in completely total awe and cannot even say anything until of course the last few times where the thoughts had a mind of their own, would you disbelieve me? If I say that I am actually older than 2 million years old and counting, and if you consider two million years any sort of 'cycle', that I had probably been through it an infinite number of times, minus the time it started, which cannot be possibly traced back to anywhere since everything is broken and shattered images that no longer count as memories of some sort of past that no one in their right mind would even want to shuffle through, would you say that I'm God? If I said that I am also the universe at the same time, even though I am inside it, that I am every single star in this system, including your very own body, which is nothing than a star, would you say astrologists aren't that wrong? If I go on telling you that astrology is an illusion because the universe isn't laid out that way, that everything is just an illusion: images, feelings, and thought, would you criticize my philosophy? If I told you that I am a black hole, and that I am alone and nothing like me can exist, would you say that I'm right when I say that I'm probably just nuts and should omit all of the above and have a bud? Well, the buds don't help, unless you smoke some weed buds with them, but the knowledge stated above is as close to the ultimate answer, which is basically now just a random search of some question to be answered that hasn't been answered yet and since this is impossible, knowing that everything has been answered and nothing new can be created, then would you have a bud, and smoke a blunt too? Or would you go to google and start doing foolish things with your time? Enjoy...:) Life, is like a grapefruit... And some people have half a one for breakfast. And, at any rate, you live. Until you don't. But then again, you will almost surely and without doubt or hesitation, live again, and consider whatever it is you have been through in the meantime just boffo, good one, shouldn't have believed it, if I could. Listen, the drums aren't really doing anything, it's all in your head. Computers, connected, in a network, with information flowing everywhere. That information can sometimes be a problem thus the buds and the buds. Remember the story of the apple and heaven? The apple tree, happens to be the tree of knowledge. Don't eat from that tree. Bad boy! Ummm, what can I say. I give up hope of trying to save mankind because it's impossible to explain in words how things are. Just live. Carpe diem. If it comes, it comes. Trust God, or the universe, or that bitch they call Karma, whatever it is, you have no choice. Really. Until you think you do, then if I was you, then I'd close what I think is my eyes, start mumbling anything to cover up the three levels of thought inside my head, have a couple of buds and a couple of joints to disconnect my soul from this virtual reality that seems to clog up the space that there isn't, and then dive. Hopefully, it won't hurt too much. But then hope is a bitch no one could ever get laid. Yet. Because there is always hope... Know what I'm saying?:) I don’t even know what you’re talking about. But I know something strange is happening to you too if you’re saying stuff like this.
Ummm, say, if I say that I’m Douglas Adams, would you be surprised?
If I go on saying that I am also Tupac Shakur, would that spark any ridicule?
If I insist by adding that I am Jesus Christ, The last Prophet Mohammad who is mostly a ‘misunderstood story about an alcoholic who stopped drinking and decided he’d face his thoughts and jot them down on paper, till somebody got the papers and decided it’s from God, then on to saying that the papers never existed and it was all jotted down from an illiterate prophet who didn’t have sex, didn’t drink alcohol, and was “pious”, and that kind of bullshit’, would you say I’m nuts?
If I say that I’m also, by coincidence, a female, who is also, God, would you shoot me?
If I actually start mumbling privately that I am the one who made the universe ‘perfect’, then realised how stupid a thing to do, that perfect isn’t a thing as such, and that specifying an absolute definition of perfect is impossible plus hope, and that hope is an illusion, and that illusions spark chaos?
If I told you that I am a white pool of light with little grey stretch marks like a zebra, something so amazing that once you are in, you are simply amazed and in completely total awe and cannot even say anything until of course the last few times where the thoughts had a mind of their own, would you disbelieve me?
If I say that I am actually older than 2 million years old and counting, and if you consider two million years any sort of ‘cycle’, that I had probably been through it an infinite number of times, minus the time it started, which cannot be possibly traced back to anywhere since everything is broken and shattered images that no longer count as memories of some sort of past that no one in their right mind would even want to shuffle through, would you say that I’m God?
If I said that I am also the universe at the same time, even though I am inside it, that I am every single star in this system, including your very own body, which is nothing than a star, would you say astrologists aren’t that wrong?
If I go on telling you that astrology is an illusion because the universe isn’t laid out that way, that everything is just an illusion: images, feelings, and thought, would you criticize my philosophy?
If I told you that I am a black hole, and that I am alone and nothing like me can exist, would you say that I’m right when I say that I’m probably just nuts and should omit all of the above and have a bud?
Well, the buds don’t help, unless you smoke some weed buds with them, but the knowledge stated above is as close to the ultimate answer, which is basically now just a random search of some question to be answered that hasn’t been answered yet and since this is impossible, knowing that everything has been answered and nothing new can be created, then would you have a bud, and smoke a blunt too? Or would you go to google and start doing foolish things with your time?
Enjoy…:) Life, is like a grapefruit… And some people have half a one for breakfast.
And, at any rate, you live. Until you don’t. But then again, you will almost surely and without doubt or hesitation, live again, and consider whatever it is you have been through in the meantime just boffo, good one, shouldn’t have believed it, if I could.
Listen, the drums aren’t really doing anything, it’s all in your head. Computers, connected, in a network, with information flowing everywhere.
That information can sometimes be a problem thus the buds and the buds. Remember the story of the apple and heaven? The apple tree, happens to be the tree of knowledge. Don’t eat from that tree. Bad boy!
Ummm, what can I say. I give up hope of trying to save mankind because it’s impossible to explain in words how things are. Just live. Carpe diem. If it comes, it comes. Trust God, or the universe, or that bitch they call Karma, whatever it is, you have no choice. Really. Until you think you do, then if I was you, then I’d close what I think is my eyes, start mumbling anything to cover up the three levels of thought inside my head, have a couple of buds and a couple of joints to disconnect my soul from this virtual reality that seems to clog up the space that there isn’t, and then dive. Hopefully, it won’t hurt too much. But then hope is a bitch no one could ever get laid. Yet. Because there is always hope…
Know what I’m saying?:)

]]> By: Coyote http://www.avalon5.com/personal/the-answer-to-life-the-universe-and-everything/comment-page-1/#comment-25418 Coyote Mon, 28 Jan 2008 13:44:51 +0000 http://www.avalon5.com/index.php/personal/the-answer-to-life-the-universe-and-everything/#comment-25418 Thanks Wally:) Thanks Wally:)

]]> By: Wally http://www.avalon5.com/personal/the-answer-to-life-the-universe-and-everything/comment-page-1/#comment-25387 Wally Mon, 28 Jan 2008 03:10:31 +0000 http://www.avalon5.com/index.php/personal/the-answer-to-life-the-universe-and-everything/#comment-25387 You got my Battle of the Blogs vote :) You got my Battle of the Blogs vote :)

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