Keep Independent Bouncing In Porn, Save The Joggers!

OR, TO PUT it another way, an average female jogging for one mile will cause her breasts to bounce for approximately 135m. [Settle down people, this is science at work!]

Now, this is only a problem if she is not wearing a sports bra whilst jogging, because each of her breasts will move independently of her body by an average of 9cm for every step taken. Given that the average breast weighs between 200 and 300 grams [see, science can be fun too!], this movement puts great stress on the breast’s fragile support structure – the outer skin and connective tissues known as Cooper’s ligaments.

At least that’s the conclusion of a report produced into ‘saggy breasts’ by a team from Porstmouth University in the UK. The research seems to indicate that any female joggers out there looking to get themselves fitter are actually speeding up the saggy breast syndrome in the process – unless they kit themselves out with a proper sports bra to support their dangly bits.

And let’s be honest, the sport’s bra may also stop a few accidents happening when the unsuspecting motorist passes by and gets ‘dazzled’ by all that independent movement.

It’s kind of ironic in a way really. I’ve often passed those jogger types on the road early morning or late at night and wondered what the hell is driving them on to do such a thing, and the conclusion I came to was that a fair amount of them probably are interested in getting or keeping fit, but a chunky percentage are also focused on looking good and indeed more attractive to the opposite sex (or whatever sex lights your lightbulb!).

I’m fully in support of this initiative; I say we leave all the independant bouncing to porn movies and try some accident prevention on the roads by getting joggers to strap up and sway less. And for all you fitness types out there here is a little encouragement to help you make the right decision, because if you don’t don those sporty restraints you too may end up looking like this… Read more