Jeebus Was Irish

YOU KNOW THE NAME and you know the day… but what you don’t know is that Paddy’s Day is not just another excuse for a pissup thinly disguised as a religious holiday over here in Ireland.

It’s not all green beer, leprechauns, shamrocks and parades; there’s a deeper secret to the day that not many people know about.

You see Paddy’s Day is also another reason for the Irish (or at least the religious Irish) to celebrate the fact that Jeebus himself was Irish.

That’s right, Jeebus was bone fide Irish.

You need proof?

1. He lived at home until he was thirty.
2. Just before he died, he went out drinking with his buddies.
3. His mother thought he was God.
4. He thought his mother was a virgin.

It’s obvious really, when you think about it! Happy Paddy’s Day from Howl @ The Moon!, and remember – DONT DRINK ANYTHING GREEN!