The “Viagra” Old Age Concept…
January 14, 2009 (21 Responses)
IS THIS what we all have to look forward to in 2040?
In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. For example, the trade name of Panadol also has a generic name of Paracetamol. Amoxil is also called Amoxicillin and Nurofen is also called Ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra.
After careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new meaning to the names of ‘cocktails‘, ‘highballs‘ and just a good old-fashioned ’stiff drink’.
Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of: MOUNT & DO.
Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra today than on Alzheimer’s research. This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with perky Boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them. 
hahaha, thanks for starting the day off well
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As women, we should probably support medicare Viagra, (and not just because of the pleasure we get from male erections). Pretty soon there will be similar drugs for women, and we will want medicare to pay for them. Also, the rapid adoption of Viagra by insurance companies and govt has been a boost to getting BC covered.
however, when you consider the govt cuts in things like dental care, and the study that showed that something like 18,000 people died last year because of insufficient medical care, funding viagra is a little strange.
I will be curious to know whether any of those anti-BC pharmacists refuse to fill the viagra prescriptions of unmarried men.
This future you’ve envisioned doesn’t sound too bad to me (as long as I’m the old guy with a constant erection)
Fascinating insights..makes us smile too. The drive of libido is the strongest..and we will pursue it relentlessly before we do scientific research on other stuff like cancer.
muahahah thanks for the laugh, and i thought the opening statement was funny! mycoxafloppin, kinda had me there for a bit!
Nice post..Thank you for sharing:)
HaHa thats very good
most amusing yeh split second I was like WTF but yeh very good like the daily mash that site rocks if you have not been there.
Pete
Yep as above I was laughing hard http://www.thedailymash.co.uk is the site mentioned above its very very good..now im off to bosh some blue pills and see the Mrs
Steve
how could anyone not walk away after reading that and not laugh…great stuff….gotta share this one with the friends.
Hilarious!
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yah, it has side effects. dangerous.
Interesting.. viagra in form of pepsi cola LOL
Nice post , good gharing
anyone not walk away after reading that and not laugh…great stuff….gotta share this one with the friends.
I very much impressive to read this post. Great informative,
thanks for this nice sharing…
i really like it
Fascinating insights..makes us smile too. The drive of libido is the strongest…..
The rapid adoption of Viagra by insurance companies and govt has been a boost to getting BC covered.
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