Woman – Defined

Women; we know and love them, but do we really understand them? Of course not! To do so would be to understand female logic, which as we all know defies science, logic and even voodoo at the best of times. The world as we know it would be a terrible place to live in without them, but it doesn’t stop us poking a stick at the female of the species every now and then just to convince ourselves we are still awake
I had these lovely images sent to me by email today and they are just too good to keep hidden away, so I give to you some images which will help define the entity we know as Woman; feel free to rant and rave in comments afterwards!!.

Woman – Defined by Science

Just think of all those people you have encountered in your life who claimed to know women, to understand them at a fundamental level, to know what makes them tick. Well, for all the rest of us who still struggle with this on a daily basis… I give you the scientific definition of a Woman

Women – The Debating Side

When I was getting married my future father in law gave me one piece of sagely advice. Concerning his daughter he said “It’s not about winning, it’s about degrees of loosing!”. I never did subscribe to that theory, but it’s been fun ever since trying to prove it wrong.

Woman – Shopping Habits

This is so true is almost not funny. Men process things differently from women. Men tend to focus on the result, where as women focus on the method. In the case of shopping, this diagram represents the reality. I dare you to argue it differently!

Women in the IT Industry

This is a bit unfair; especially as I work within the IT industry and have spent a lot of time working with very capable women, however it was just too good an image to miss. We all know people like this, so for those of you who needed proof… I give you the female IT experts

Woman – Defined by Mood

This has to be my favourite in all honesty. Women are generally moody creatures, and unless you get good at reading the signs it’s possible to fall into the worst of traps and get all muddled up in mere seconds. Therefore I present to you the typical scenario in which the outcome is defined by the mood…